The Republican Addams Family?

I usually hate to kick a man when he’s down, but when the man is the newly ousted Pennsylvania simpleton...opps, I mean "Senator"...Rick Santorum, I'll get over it.

As you can see, the erstwhile Senator recently surrounded himself with some of the oddest-looking people I’ve ever seen.
















I know they're upset, but come on now, it looks like a meeting of "the stoic, wound-too-tight, stick-up-the-ass club." And why the hell is that girl wearing the same dress as her doll? And why does the kid next to her look like a Republican Eddie Munster?

And does the sun not shine in Pennsylvania? Geez people, it's called a "tan."

Yeah, I'm going to hell.